How To Treat Your Fans, By Russell Brand
It's awesome catching a glimpse of your celebrity idol (we remember when we met Gianfranco Zola and got all funny). The problem is, you build them up in your mind into what you want to percieve them as. And, when they don't match up, that's when hearts get broken and tears get shed. Luckily, Russell Brand more than lives up to his East End, cheeky chappy persona by stopping with fans for pictures and wisecracks. Aww. The Situation however, cements his reputation as a colossal dick.
