Kony Meets Rebecca Black

No, she's not part of his child army. Though that would be a story. And, if that happens to be true, you heard it hear first on TSTMKR. No, this is the latest 'child prodigy' video to be spawned from the brain of a soulless music executive in Los Angeles. And, as you can see, it's pretty hideous.
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