The Hobbit, Via Russia

Sure, the blockbuster release of Peter Jackson's adaptation is set to break all records/rekindle the affection we had for the LOTR books/films, but he should probably be made aware that Soviet Russia beat him to it. Though spent a lot less on SFX, casting and pretty much everything else.
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