Jai Alai And American Football Don’t Get On

Give a beefy American football player the chance to play an exotically monikered sport and what do you get? A cowering husk of a man. Though I think we would do the same, given that the ball travels at speeds of up to 188mph. Yes, you read that correctly.
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