The Perfect Hattrick, Scored In 3 Mins By A 17 Year Old Kid

This is pretty special. Despite having a haircut of a Marine whose barber fell asleep halfway through the job, Joel Pohjanpalo scores the perfect hattrick (header, left foot, right foot in case you're wondering) with the nonchalance of a player with great things to come in his future. Did we mention he averages 1 minute/goal?
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